Copywriting
for brands who give a damn.

**Get words* that'll make your audience do a double-take—so your revenue takes off.**

OK, seriously. Writing is the worst.

I mean, unless you're some kind of weirdo* who's hell-bent on finding the exact right phrase... to convey the exact right emotion... so people do exactly what you hope they'll do: Buy. Enroll. Participate. Donate.

*It's me. I'm that kind of weirdo.

Having trouble with your copy?
Lemme at it.

OMG HELP

Brand messaging so clear people say, "Ooooo! Gimme!" before you're even done talking

Website copy so captivating your audience clamors for the "buy now" button

Lead generators so irresistible you get your foot in the door with a whole lotta new people who need what you've got

Emails so winsome looky-lookers automagically transform into spendy-spenders

Projects start at $3,000. I provide up-front, no-nonsense pricing, I'm crystal clear about what you get for your money, and I actually make good on my promises. (What can I say? I'm the only child of a church organist and an Air Force Colonel. I couldn't lack integrity if I tried.)

Let's talk about "give a damn."

When I say "brands who give a damn," it's about posture, not product.*

You could be a toilet seat manufacturer and give a damn.
Or you could be a "helping professional" who's kiiiiiiind of a jerk.

‍Basically, if you're trying to right wrongs, heal humans, or generally make the world a better place—and if making money isn't your only motive—you're my people.

‍And I'll work my tail off to help you do your thing.

*Giving a damn does not require cussing like a trucker. If you're not cool with the @#%!, that's cool with me. I make sure your copy sounds like you.

I'm your biggest fan.

Sooooooo, here's the thing: You're a freaking rockstar.

‍Being a regular human is tough enough. Being a world-changing, paradigm-shifting, industry-flipping human like you? That's exhausting. But you're out here doing it anyway.

Which is why if we work together, you don't just get yummy copy. You also get a co-conspirator who reminds you on the regular that what you're doing matters.‍

‍In other words, you're not the only one who gives a damn. So let's do this together.

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"The only person in the world I trust to write for me."

And other feedback that made my day...

Kelley is the only person in the world I trust to write for me. She takes everything I think and makes it clearer. ... From keynote speeches in front of thousands to blogs and articles in front of millions, I've yet to find a genre of writing where Kelley is unable to match my purpose and elevate my message.

Spencer Russell
Toddlers Can Read + Lovevery

Working with Kelley has really been a dream. She has helped transform my messaging and branding and brought me to the next level as a business.

Sara Reardon
The Vagina Whisperer

Hands down, Kelley is the best sales writer I've ever worked with. She has this uncanny ability to step right into the shoes of an audience, to feel what they're feeling, and to find just the right words to stop them in their tracks.

Angie Schultz
Angie Schultz Copywriting & Consulting

My swirling thoughts made sense to me but felt like madness trying to pull them onto a website. The first thing Kelley did was slow down the madness. I felt for the first time someone was stepping into the cauldron with me ... She built a structure of words that can carry the weight of the message. She had full artistic engagement with the subject matter.

Brooke McPoyle
Musical Breathwork

Kelley's ability to dive deep into who we are, what we want to accomplish, and what was important to us in our business was exceptional. Her creativity, professionalism, and care elevated our work. One of our clients said it best: "I found your website and it felt like I was getting a hug I needed so badly."

Brandyn Roark Caires & Jen Schimbeno
Parent Team

Buh bye, blinking cursor.

H'lo, offloading your copy so you can do whatever the heck else you'd rather be doing. (Which I suspect is pretty much anything.)

1

Let's size each other up.
Fit is super important—in terms of skill, values, and personality.

Over virtual coffee*, we'll see if 1) I'm the best person to help you and 2) we think we'll like working together.

2

Get what you pay for.
‍I can't stand it when good people get ripped off.

Effective copy is spendy, and it's reasonable to expect a return on your investment. I'll deliver it.

3

Humble brag your face off.
‍"We're doing so well I can barely keep up!"

Now that's a good problem to have. And the right copy can absolutely make it happen.

*I'd rather scrub the inside of a monkey cage with my toothbrush than have a "sales call." I swear on my tube of Colgate this will be an easy-breezy conversation with 0% pressure. If I'm not the right person to help you, I'll tell you so—and I'll connect you with some other stellar options.

"Shut up and take my money."

(That's my impression of your audience after they read your new copy. Like it?)

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Copywriting
for brands who give a damn.

**Get words* that'll make your audience do a double-take—so your revenue takes off.**

OK, seriously. Writing is the worst.